Eva Phoenix here!

theunusual:

peenissexual:

benppollack:

JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day

The text reads: 

“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”

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simpledisneythings:

Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies.

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rayshippouuchiha:

cinematicnomad:

literallyalwaystripping:

narwhalmeg:

acklesexual:

shewontmakeasound:

takecareincoleworld:

scottzzzz:

every single person on tumblr should reblog this.

All the words I wish I would have said ….

This^^^^

It also has gay porn.

it also has gay porn

it also has gay porn

It also has gay porn.

….and cats…

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rose-jane-noble:

sorakh28:

Usually I don’t reblog stuff like this but… WOAH.

I love this. I would totally wear this kind of stuff.

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platonicteamugs:

Elizabeth Báthory is one of the most prolific serial killers in all of history.

She was born into nobility and was highly educated but also very vain.

One day, infuriated, Elizabeth struck one of her servant girls so hard that some blood dripped from her face onto Elizabeth’s hand and she immediately thought that her skin took on a glowing freshness of her young maid.

Elizabeth believed she had found the secret of eternal youth. After this, women were abducted and hung upside down, while they were still alive and their throats were slit to prepare Elizabeth’s bath.

The Countess of Transylvania and four collaborators were accused of torturing and killing hundreds of girls, with one witness attributing to them over 650 victims, though the number for which they were convicted was 80. Elizabeth herself was neither tried nor convicted.

I don’t know if it’s actually possible to bathe in blood, though I’ve read that “the stress of a sudden violent death causes the body to overproduce fibrinolysin, an anti-coagulent” which makes the blood remain liquid for hours after death.

Also, about the last sentence; this blog says -

She was an aristocrat, what she needed was the blood of her own kind. So….she decided to open a school for the daughters of the minor nobility to teach them deportment and manners. Big mistake, while peasant girls going missing might not arouse suspicion, these girls had families who cared about them. Báthory’s whopper of a mistake was tossing the bodies of 4 girls over the wall of the castle, instead of burying them which would have been smarter. This time she wasn’t going to get away with it so easily.

Word reached the year of the King of Hungary, who ordered an investigation into the situation. This worked to the King’s advantage because it gave him the chance to check the power of the nobility who were always getting out of hand. A raid on the castle was ordered. Girls were found dead or dying in the dungeon of the castle, and bodies were found under the floor boards, in cupboards, where ever they could be stashed. Stupidly Elizabeth had actually kept a ledger in her desk with the names of the girls that she had killed.

Elizabeth was arrested along with her cronies in torture. They all immediately confessed after a little torture. However, Elizabeth as an aristocrat could not be put on trial for her deeds. However, not realizing a get out jail card when she saw one, Elizabeth tried to get the authorities to let her stand trial. Instead, her accomplices had to pay for her crime with their lives. But Elizabeth did not escape unscathed, her family had her walled up in a tiny room at Cachtice with little ventilation where she died at the age of 54.

There are those who believe that Báthory was not quite as bad as she was made out to be, that like Vlad the Impaler, her name has been blackened as part of a conspiracy. The confessions of her servants were obtained by torture and she was never tried for her crimes. Her diaries are in a library in Hungary but they have not been translated because the handwriting and the language are difficult to read.

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errols:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

YOU GUYS NEARLY 11,000 OF YOU PUT UP WITH ME ON A DAILY BASIS. You guys listen to more of my crap than my own boyfriend generally does. That deserves rewarding. So this is an extra SPECIAL tea give away, and there will be THREE winners. Oh my god. Want a chance to become one of those lucky three people? Read on and follow directions.

THE PRIZES:

• First Place Prize: A set of all seven Sherlock Shipper tea blends [Sherlock/Moriarty, Sherlock/Irene, Moriarty/Moran, Mycroft/Lestrade, Lestrade/John, Lestrade/Molly, Molly/Moriarty]
• Second Place Prize: A set of all four* Avengers Teas [Thor, Loki, Steve Rogers, and Coulson *and possibly also Tony Stark if I make a tea for him soon]
• Third Place Prize: A set of all three Doctor Who Teas [The TARDIS, Amy Pond, and Rory]
• IN ADDITION TO THE ABOVE PRIZE PACKS: Each winner will get ONE blend specially created for them. It can be a character or ship or show or book or whatever that I haven’t done that they’d like me to do. It can even be a blend made based on THEM. Whatever the winners would like. They each get to request one, and they will receive it with their other teas.

I MIGHT ADD TO THESE PRIZES. If this gets reblogged like, a lot, or something, I might lose my head and also send the winners mugs to go with their tea. Or a book. WE’LL SEE.

THE RULES: 

• Anyone ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD can enter EXCEPT AUSTRALIA AND NEW ZEALAND!! I am SUPER sorry for my followers down under because not only do you have to put up with terrifying wild life, you can’t even allow tea to be imported to help comfort you. Sorry, there’s like, crazy laws and stuff.
• You do not have to be following me to win, but it might be helpful to keep track of updates or changes (if any). Plus I plan to make some blends for other fandoms in the future, so if tea is your thing, it might not be a bad idea?
• Only two reblogs a day allowed.I did not realize how often people would reblog my last big give away soooo I’m going to enforce this LOL. You can reblog on as many days as you’d like, but yeah, only 2 reblogs a day please. I’ll be checking.
• LIKES DON’T COUNT. Sorry! You have to reblog!
  
• The give away will end and I will choose the winners on FRIDAY JUNE 1ST. I’ll probably do the drawing late at night on that day, so I’m going to say I’ll stop counting reblogs at 10 p.m. EST. Winners may not be announced until the next day or so, just to be aware!
• Here’s how the winners will be selected: Just like all of my other give aways, I’ll compile a spreadsheet or numbered list of all of the reblogs, and I’ll use the number generator on random.org to chose a number and find the corresponding username on the list. The first number I draw will win the first place prize (or, if they are more into Avengers or Doctor Who, they may chose one of the other prizes). Second number I draw will win the second place prize (or a choice between whatever two packs remain), and the third number drawn will receive the last prize!

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geekymerch:

We just came back from a Supernatural convention and now we have spare autographs, so we thought we’d do a big Tumblr giveaway!

Prizes

These 10x8” photos have been signed by Misha Collins and Mark Sheppard. They’re not prints, they have been touched by the actors themselves ;) We will pick two winners. The first winner will get their choice of autograph, and the second winner will get the other one. 

Rules

• You’re not obligated to follow Geeky Merch, but check it out - you might like it. :)
• You can reblog as many times as you like, just don’t be too excessive. If you use a giveaway-reblogs-only blog we won’t choose you, because spamming is unfair to everyone else who enters the giveaway.
• We will ship anywhere!

We’ll randomly choose a winner and message them on 20th June!

Good luck! 

Love from,
Geeky Merch ♥

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2cajuman2:

My Random Giveaway

Sooo, every now and then you see these epic give aways, like OMG as if anyone would ever give that away and like I’d ever win but I must enter! =O Just in case! It’s just in case! JUST IN CASE! And then you forget all about it until it pops up on your dash again. I want to do a random give away, random by the fact it will be random things I find and like.

Anyone interested so far?

In the photo:

- Random bits and bobs which take my fancy. (Jawn on my random boxes: consultingcumberbitch said: Her boxes are indeed awesomeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :D She sends the most random, best things)
- Fic/Poem on theme/topic/characters of your choice.
- A letter from a character to you or another character.
- A baby canvas painting. Your choice of character/actor. (Style example)
- 2 postcards. (London/Cardiff)
- Doctor Who 11th Doctor Top Trumps
- Small Pirate Notebook
- Mini glass London Souvenir
- A small Doctor Who game
- Frankenstein postcard advertising Encore Screenings. Reverse side is She stoops to conquer. 
- Pen from the Sherlock Holmes Museum
- Friendship Bracelet thing
- Mystery Item 

Winner will be chosen on the day I was supposed to be born; 6th June at 6pm UK Time. Anyone can be eligible, from anywhere. You don’t have to follow me, though it’s always nice. How to enter…. Reblog and/or like. Only one of each will count.

I enjoy sending people things and I love making people happy. I will probably do a secondary win too, which will be a Postcard, Frankenstein Postcard and a letter from a character (at least).

Whilst primarily more confident in writing for Sherlock, I am willing to take on another fandom, if I know anything about it. This is not the finished collection of items.

Good Luck!

About me.

I’ve added more to this already! Couple weeks left to enter!

Mine’s so totally from a writer… I will write just for you!

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theartofanimation:

Krista Brennan

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